Will Quote #1724
Quote from Will in The Butler's Son Did It
Will: What's up, G?
Geoffrey: Oh, Master William. I'm glad you're here. What kind of bike do you think Frederick would like? Mountain or racing?
Will: We gotta talk, G.
Geoffrey: You think I'm spoiling him, don't you?
Will: I think that ship has sailed. Look, G, what I'm about to say is gonna hurt you. It's gonna hurt you bad, but I'm gonna just cut to the chase. Because I'm about to practically annihilate you. All right? But I'm gonna get right to it. All right? Because this is gonna sting real, real bad. I ain't doing no pussy-footing around-
Geoffrey: Master William hurt me already.
Will: All right, G, Frederick is not what he appears to be. He stole from me. He stole from you. He's on a plane back to England with no intention of going to butler school. And you're never gonna see him again.
Geoffrey: Hello, Frederick.
Will: Three out of four ain't bad.
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Quote from Carlton
Ashley: Yeah, at least stay for dinner.
Philip: Of course he can stay, Geoffrey.
Carlton: In the pool house with us. It'll be fun. We'll stay up late, play Clue and try on each other's jackets. [laughs]
Frederick: I think it sounds like a ripping good time. Say, do you have any Tom Jones records?
Carlton: Do I?!
Quote from Will
Nicky: How can Geoffrey be your dad if he was never married?
Will: Okay, I'll talk to him. Well, you see, Nicky, sometimes the stork's arms get real tired, right? He pretty much leave the baby wherever he at.
Philip: Will.
Will: All right.
Philip: Get. Thank you. Well, Nicky, sometimes the stork's map gets all scrunched up.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Oh, look at this picture from my kindergarten class. Oh, I was darling, wasn't I?
Philip: Aw, you sure were.
Hilary: [laughs] Who is this poor little homely child next to me?
Philip: Uh, sweetheart, that was you.
Hilary: What? You always said...
Philip: I know. I know. But the first time you looked at these, you cried so hard that we lied to you. We said you were the cute little girl next to you. But eventually, your teeth straightened out and you grew into your nose, just like we said.
Hilary: You mean, you lied to me? You told me I was pretty when I wasn't?
Philip: Well...
Hilary: Thank you. You really do love me.