Quote from Will in The Butler's Son Did It
Nicky: How can Geoffrey be your dad if he was never married? Will: Okay, I'll talk to him. Well, you see, Nicky, sometimes the stork's arms get real tired, right? He pretty much leave the baby wherever he at. Philip: Will. Will: All right. Philip: Get. Thank you. Well, Nicky, sometimes the stork's map gets all scrunched up.