Carlton Quote #474

Quote from Carlton in Get a Job

Werner: [to Carlton] You're fired.
Carlton: [screams]
Werner: Will, you're hired.
Carlton: [screams]
Will: Did you hear that? You're fired and I'm hired. "Did you hear the rumor that Carlton was fired and Will was hired?"
Carlton: [screams]

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Quote from Carlton

Will: Aah! So did you do it? Well, I hope you're happy now. You know, you got what you wanted. I'm out. You're in.
Carlton: Is that about it?
Will: No, sir. I have only begun. See, you know what kills me? I was laughing while I was walking home because it's funny. You know, how we can live together all these years, almost like brothers and you could still low-bridge me the way you did.
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Will: Oh, no, sir. Furthermore, you little...
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Will: Oh, yes.
Carlton: Nerd?
Will: Oh, yes.
Carlton: How about square-headed short stack?
Will: This is not the way this is supposed to be going.

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Carlton: And action.
Will: Hi. As the king of poultry, I know what good chicken should taste like, and if you... Hold up, Carlton. Wait a minute. A chicken eating chicken? That's just sick.