Will Quote #1094
Quote from Will in You'd Better Shop Around
Pete Fletcher: But it's a shame. Tomorrow, when you're in some chemistry class learning about inert gases, someone will be stealing your commissions.
Will: Now, that's where you're wrong.
Pete Fletcher: That's the spirit.
Will: I don't take chemistry, but I damn sure know math.
Pete Fletcher: So you can figure what a full-time check would be?
Will: Oh, yes, sir. Five times this, carry the six, and add a zero.
Pete Fletcher: And what do you get?
Will: I get out of school. Shake hands with your new full-time man.
Pete Fletcher: Whoomp, there it is.
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Quote from Vy
Will: Hey, Ma.
Vy: Boy, where do you get off dropping out of school?
Pete Fletcher: Mrs. Smith, if I may interject-
Vy: Who the hell are you?
Will: Mom, this is my boss. This is Mr. Fletcher.
Vy: Oh, so you're the snake that lured my boy from that fine institute of higher learning.
Pete Fletcher: Mrs. Smith, your son has a bright and productive future here at Mulholland Motors.
Vy: Oh, really? You ever been beat up by a woman?
Pete Fletcher: Not without having paid for it. Uh, Will, I'll be in my office hiding under the desk if you need me.
Quote from Will
Will: Well, I guess I'll start my homework now. I got a lot of studying to do if I expect to make the best of this wonderful opportunity to get my college education!
Philip: Will, your mother's not here. She went out to dinner with your Aunt Viv.
Will: Oh, she better had.
Philip: Will, I'm sorry we had to involve her in this but you really left us no choice. How in the world did she get the college to readmit you?
Will: She threatened to enroll herself.
Quote from Philip
Philip: Hmm. This fat-free cake isn't bad.
Geoffrey: Sir, that's a sponge.