Carlton Quote #123

Quote from Carlton in Hi-Ho Silver

Carlton: Will made me do it. He held a fork to my head.
Will: All right, it's like this, Uncle Phil. We was coming in here to put back the silverware that we lifted because we thought that she stole it from Aunt Viv and, then we found out that she ain't lift nothing.
Sonya Lamor: That's right, darling. I'm the last real woman in this zip code.
Philip: Sonya, rest assured these two young men will be strongly disciplined.
Police Officer: All right, everybody, just stay right where you are. We got a report of a break-in.
Will: Put your hands down.
Carlton: I didn't want to steal the silver. And I didn't want to break back in to return it. And I didn't want to hide under the furniture like a bad old episode of Laverne & Shirley. Now I'm gonna be sent off to rot in jail. This is all your fault. [Carlton goes to hit Will with the gloves, but Will ducks so he slaps the police officer]
Sonya Lamor: I have witnesses. It wasn't me.

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 ‘Hi-Ho Silver’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Philip: The silver's obviously not in the house. It must have been stolen.
Vivian: Oh, I would hate to think that a neighbor took it.
Will: We need that little White lady from Murder, She Wrote.
Vivian: Boys, we'll keep looking, but go ahead and drop this cake off at Sonya's.
Will: All right. And if you all happen to be digging around under my bed those videotapes are for my report on Clarence Thomas.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: This is all your fault!
Will: What? My fault? You're the one that said it was Aunt Viv's silverware.
Carlton: Since when do you listen to me?
Will: Let's just stop arguing, man. Let's think of a plan.
Carlton: We'll get caught. We'll go to jail. Kid 'N Play will portray us in a movie.

Quote from Philip

Philip: Oh, that diet and exercise regimen your mother put me on has really changed my life. I never felt better. It's so nice having her home all the time. She wakes up cheerful in the morning, leaves little love notes in my briefcase, calls me up at work just to chat. That woman must be stopped.