Philip Quote #119
Quote from Philip in Hi-Ho Silver
Sonya Lamor: And now for the film version of my book. If Meryl Streep is going to play it, she must have her nose fixed.
Philip: Absolutely. Page 3, the schnoz clause.
[As Will and Carlton tussle under the table, Will accidentally grazes Uncle Phil's foot]
Sonya Lamor: Darling, you're magnificent!
Philip: Yes, that's what my wife always says. You remember my wife? Vivian, mother of my children?
Sonya Lamor: That lovely lady in the plaid. How could I forget her? Philip, may I ask you, are you happily married?
Philip: Oh, yes. Very happy, extremely happily. You know, when we walk down the street, deer eat from our hand.
Sonya Lamor: Which reminds me, I don't work with animals.
[As Will and Carlton continue to fidget under the table, Will accidentally grabs the back of Uncle Phil's leg]
Philip: Sonya, you're a very attractive woman but I think we should keep this strictly business. So, if you don't mind, no hanky-panky.
Sonya Lamor: I agree, Philip. So, please, cool the footsie-wootsies.
Philip: Sonya, with all due respect you're the one who's playing footsie-wootsie. [Phil grabs Will's face underneath the table] What the hell is this?
Will: Please, darlings, you are too kind. No pictures.
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‘Hi-Ho Silver’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Philip: The silver's obviously not in the house. It must have been stolen.
Vivian: Oh, I would hate to think that a neighbor took it.
Will: We need that little White lady from Murder, She Wrote.
Vivian: Boys, we'll keep looking, but go ahead and drop this cake off at Sonya's.
Will: All right. And if you all happen to be digging around under my bed those videotapes are for my report on Clarence Thomas.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: This is all your fault!
Will: What? My fault? You're the one that said it was Aunt Viv's silverware.
Carlton: Since when do you listen to me?
Will: Let's just stop arguing, man. Let's think of a plan.
Carlton: We'll get caught. We'll go to jail. Kid 'N Play will portray us in a movie.
Quote from Philip
Philip: Oh, that diet and exercise regimen your mother put me on has really changed my life. I never felt better. It's so nice having her home all the time. She wakes up cheerful in the morning, leaves little love notes in my briefcase, calls me up at work just to chat. That woman must be stopped.