Carlton Quote #89
Quote from Carlton in Will Gets a Job
Tina: Whoa! Whoa! Look at that guy in the swimsuit. Is he buffed or what?
Ashley: Where? I don't see a buffed guy. I only see Carlton.
Tina: Oh, God. He's coming over here. I can't look. Hand me a missionary.
Carlton: Hey, Ashley, how's the science project coming?
Ashley: Oh, it's going great. Carlton, this is Tina. Tina, this is my brother, Carlton.
Carlton: Hi, Tina.
Tina: Hi. I love your towel.
Carlton: Thanks. Well, I got to go prepare for debate practice.
Tina: You're on the debate team? That is so cool.
Carlton: I must say it is refreshing to see the younger generation taking an interest in the art of persuasion. It's my favorite extracurricular activity, next to table tennis.
Tina: You're athletic, too? I should have known by your bulging forearms.
Carlton: They, uh, do draw stares.
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Quote from Vivian
Philip: Vivian, you don't expect me to condone his behavior.
Vivian: Baby, I know that falling asleep is not a good thing. But your own secretary has said that she's had to nudge you awake after you've had Mexican food.
Philip: Only after the El Presidente Platter.
Vivian: And he should go to practice, but it is an extracurricular activity. It's a lot like you going to the gym, and, as I recall, the last time you were there I think the Jeffersons were still trying to move on up.
Philip: That's different. I'm starting back Monday.
Quote from Will
Will: Man, I thought a dip in the pool was gonna cool me off. But I'm blazing about what Uncle Phil said to me.
Geoffrey: Oh, I'm sure when he called you a sophomoric cretin, it was just a figure of speech.
Will: No, no. That didn't bother me. It's when he said I was just like Carlton.
Geoffrey: Yes, I can understand your concern. Sandwich?
Will: Yeah, sure. See, now, look, I know where I come from, man. I mean, I'm coming straight out of Philly, man, and I'm proud of that. Hey, could you put that on a croissant for me?
Geoffrey: Certainly. You know, Master William, we all change.
Will: Hey, look, man, I haven't changed, I'm not gonna change and I'm not down with this bougie stuff.
Geoffrey: Swiss?
Will: No, Gorgonzola. Hey, man, I'm telling you, if there is one dude in the world that's the total opposite of Carlton, it's this guy standing right here, man. Hey, thanks a lot, G. Yo, man, how you gonna play a brother on the Grey Poupon?