Will Quote #300

Quote from Will in Did the Earth Move for You?

Kathleen: Forget it. I don't need you to do anything for me. Could you open this?
Will: Thought you ain't need me to do nothing for you.
Kathleen: Just open it.
Will: What's the magic word?
Kathleen: Now!
Will: [imitates buzzer] Guess again. Here, look, I can't open this thing.
Kathleen: I thought you supposed to be the big man.
Will: Look, you the one that's hungry. Use your fingernails.
Kathleen: Look, look. [removes artificial nails] Here. Here. Here. Here. Here. Knock yourself out.
Will: Okay, look, Kathleen, in the last three hours you took out your eyeballs, your fingernails your eyelids, and your hair. Now what else on your body can I get at the mall?

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 ‘Did the Earth Move for You?’ Quotes

Quote from Vivian

Philip: What took you so long?
Vivian: Oh, I just spent an hour chasing my outfit on the new rotating dress rack.
Philip: Why didn't you set the variable speed adjuster?
Vivian: Philip, these gadgets are making my life miserable.
Philip: Baby, you're the one that's wanted to redecorate.
Vivian: Well, yeah, I wanted to keep up with the Joneses, honey, not the Jetsons!

Quote from Vivian

Ashley: Takeout food again?
Vivian: Well, we were having leg of lamb but I accidentally put the oven on self-cleaning and now the door won't open.
Hilary: Takeout again?
Vivian: No, Hilary, I bought a new set of Styrofoam.
Carlton: Gosh, Mom, who put the rusty nails in your granola?
Vivian: Look, all this hi-tech has got me a little on edge. I'm so sorry, sweetie.
Philip: Takeout food again? What happened to the leg of lamb?
Vivian: It's being cleaned! Is that a problem?

Quote from Vivian

Geoffrey: Another minute, madam, and perhaps we'll have a diamond.
Vivian: I don't know why Philip insisted on putting in all these new gadgets. To heat something up, I have to be Lt. Uhura of the Starship Enterprise.