Carlton Quote #41
Quote from Carlton in Day Damn One
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Dr. Bloat: And may we turn our attention to another important figure in American history. Dolley Madison was one of our most influential First Ladies and not, as Mr. Smith contends the manufacturer of Ring Dings. In the short time left, I'd like to address the infamous act of vandalism which occurred here yesterday. The desecration of our desk is indeed sad but even sadder is the fact that no one has yet come forward with a confession. So if any of you may know...
Carlton: He did it.
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Quote from Philip
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Vivian: Well, I'm going to bed. I hope you realize how lucky you were that you weren't kicked out of school.
Will: Lucky? I gotta work every day after school to pay off the desk repair.
Philip: Before I cry myself to sleep, may I leave you with a few words of advice? If at some point tomorrow, or during my lifetime for that matter, you come up with another brilliant idea for something to do at school, stop.
Do nothing. Just stand there doing nothing, saying nothing, arms at your side like a zombie. Breathing just enough to keep the blood circulating. And no more. Could you do that for me?
Will: I'm sorry, Uncle Phil. I wasn't listening. What did you say?
[Phil lunges at Will before Vivian pulls him away]
Vivian: Good night, Will. Lock your door when you go to bed.
Quote from Carlton
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Carlton: Well, all I can say to you, Will, is tsk squared.
Quote from Will
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Dr. Bloat: Now may we turn our attention to history? Thomas Paine once wrote...
Will: [raises hand] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Dr. Bloat: Mr. Smith?
Will: Weren't you the bad guy in GoIdfinger?