Will: Hey. How you doing? You must be Mr. Stimple. How you doing? I'm Hilary's hair designer, Diante. Pleasure. Oh, why didn't you tell me he had such lustrous hairs? Oh, excuse me. I'm right in the middle of doing girlfriend's hair. She is so excited to meet you. Just later.
Mr. Stimple: Well, I'd kind of like to meet her now. Uh, Hilary, I've never seen the program. Now, do you stand and interview a guest, or do you run all around like Donahue?
Will: Oh, listen. Hilary can do it all. You know, she can stand. She can run. You know, she's like Ricki Lake and Oprah and Donahue all wrapped up in one. Around here we call her, Ricki-Oprah-hue.
Mr. Stimple: Very clever word play, but I'd like to hear what Hilary has to say.
Will: Oh, see, she like real shy. You know, she can't really verbalize with you till she gets to know you. You know what I mean?
Mr. Stimple: Of course. Where's my head? Fred Stimple. Stimple Rubber. Pleasure.
Will: Oh, no, you don't. Honey, it took me an hour to do them nails. You a Leo, ain't you?