Will Quote #1586
Quote from Will in Stress Related
Will: Hey. How you doing? You must be Mr. Stimple. How you doing? I'm Hilary's hair designer, Diante. Pleasure. Oh, why didn't you tell me he had such lustrous hairs? Oh, excuse me. I'm right in the middle of doing girlfriend's hair. She is so excited to meet you. Just later.
Mr. Stimple: Well, I'd kind of like to meet her now. Uh, Hilary, I've never seen the program. Now, do you stand and interview a guest, or do you run all around like Donahue?
Will: Oh, listen. Hilary can do it all. You know, she can stand. She can run. You know, she's like Ricki Lake and Oprah and Donahue all wrapped up in one. Around here we call her, Ricki-Oprah-hue.
Mr. Stimple: Very clever word play, but I'd like to hear what Hilary has to say.
Will: Oh, see, she like real shy. You know, she can't really verbalize with you till she gets to know you. You know what I mean?
Mr. Stimple: Of course. Where's my head? Fred Stimple. Stimple Rubber. Pleasure.
Will: Oh, no, you don't. Honey, it took me an hour to do them nails. You a Leo, ain't you?
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Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Soy meatloaf, madam?
Vivian: Yes, Geoffrey. I am through serving that fat-filled cholesterol-ridden mess.
Geoffrey: Say what you will, but he is a good provider.
Quote from Philip
Geoffrey: Your sandwich, sir.
Philip: Thank you, Geoffrey. What is this?
Geoffrey: Tofu and rice cakes. I tried to warn you. Mrs. Banks has run amok.
Philip: Geoffrey. Geoffrey. Now, if you'll go to my office and look in my desk...
Geoffrey: Gone, sir.
Philip: My pimento loaf?
Geoffrey: I'm afraid so, sir.
Philip: But I still have some bologna in the...
Geoffrey: She got that too, sir.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: And in conclusion, if you follow these steps as I have outlined then I guarantee you'll be successful. [applause] Thank you.
Student #1: You still haven't told us what you do.
Carlton: Well, I was previously in expeditious comestible management. And, um, currently, I'm overseeing a myriad of options.
Student #2: Do you even have a job?
Carlton: Well, strictly speaking, I-
Student #3: He's a bum just like my Uncle Eddie.
Student #4: Excuse me, sir. Are you really a bum?
Carlton: Back off, sister.
Student #1: You got an attitude problem.
Carlton: Damn right I've got attitude. Just wait till you grow up. You'll see how tough it is. There are sharks out there and you're all little guppies waiting to be devoured. Oh, sure, you can lie back in your protective little womb called high school and pretend the world is your oyster. But one day it's gonna turn on you like the rotting milk in your stinking little lunchboxes. Thank you.