[fantasy:]
Carlton: Geoffrey, I told you, I wanted tomatoes in my omelet.
Hilary: Geoffrey, I need some sliced cucumbers for my eyelids. [phone rings]
Will: G, the phone's ringing.
Ashley: Geoffrey, you did my homework all wrong. Do it again.
Geoffrey: Master William, would you go change the baby? I'm trying to do 10 things at once!
Will: Uh, sorry, no can do, G. I'm about to go shoot some hoops. Hey, do me a favor, spit shine my kicks for me, though. Thanks, babe.
Hilary: Oh, for heaven's sake, I'll get it. [answers phone] Hello. Oh, hi, Daddy. Geoffrey is so lazy. So, how's Jamaica? What'd you buy me? Oh, great. Great. Okay, we'll see you soon. Bye.
Geoffrey: Well, what did your father say? For God's sake, when are they coming back?
Hilary: They'll be home in time for graduation.
Geoffrey: Oh, thank heavens.
Hilary: The baby's. They figure you can handle things until then.
Will: Look, G, check it out, I'm a peace-loving brother but if you don't hurry up with my kicks, I'm gonna split your wig, man.
Carlton: I want a new omelet.
Ashley: Homework.
Hilary: Cucumbers. [overlapping chatter]
Geoffrey: Calgon, take me away!