Quote from Philip in There's the Rub (Part 1)
Vivian: Philip, what happened? Philip: Oh, my back. My back went completely out. Vivian: Oh, honey, I'll call the doctor. Philip: Why didn't you lift? Will: Uncle Phil, you never said, three. Philip: I did say three. I said, one, two, three. Will: No, you didn't, Uncle Phil. You said, "One, two." But then when... Philip: [grabs Will] I said, three. Oh, God. I just need to lie down. Will: Here. Let me give you a hand. Philip: Don't touch me.