Mad Dog: Who the hell are you?
Will: Um... [waves around] This is just a dream.
Carlton: We're not really here.
Mad Dog: Stop that.
Will: Carlton, stop.
Mad Dog: [stands up] I said, who the hell are you?
Will: Um... Surprise! Hey, man. We from L.A. Stripper Gram. Yeah, you know. We got a special birthday wish for you from Tiffany. Yeah, you know. [sings] Happy birthday to Mad Dog Happy birthday, Mad Dog
Mad Dog: It's not my birthday.
Will: Uh... Macho, macho man I've got to be a macho man
Carlton: Young man, there's a place you can go I said, young man You're all out on your own I said, Y-M-C-A Y- M-C-A