Hilary: We tried to tell you yesterday.
Philip: That's your excuse? You didn't have the sense to know that that man would be angry with me for dismissing him? You didn't have the common sense to know that?
Hilary: I don't have any common sense.
Philip: You two have profoundly hurt and disappointed me.
Will: Unc- Uncle- Uncle Ph- Unc-
Vivian: You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Will: Aunt- Aunt- Aunt- A- Ashley.
Hilary: You understand, don't you? [Ashley shakes her head]
Will: Nicky. Come on- [Nicky kicks Will in the shins] Ow! Man.