Ashley: Fine. I understand your having to work. I even understand you missing Career Day. But what I don't understand is how you could possibly send Carlton. I mean, you could've sent Mom. You could've sent Geoffrey. You could've even sent the pool guy.
Philip: He answered the phone?
Hilary: I understand you taking initiative. I even understand you giving me the tea. But what I don't understand is how this [holds up clump of hair] happened?
Will: Uh, see, well, you bobbed when you should've weaved.
Will & Philip: [in unison] Sorry.