Quote from Will in Get a Job
Will: I've worked in management for two years. I can type 100 words a minute, I take shorthand, speak French and Spanish. I'm pre-law with a 4.0 average. Werner: Hmm. And you? Will: Well, you know, I mean, I don't like to brag... Werner: But? Will: Oh, that's it. I just don't like to brag.