Carlton: Look, I don't wanna scare you, but these bureaucrats are heartless.
Hilary: Well, what should I do?
Carlton: Smile, be polite and wear a spandex dress that makes them sit up and say, "Aye, chihuahua."
Ashley: [scoffs] Carlton, that's terrible. Hilary would never degrade herself like that.
Hilary: Absolutely not. [sighs] I'll wear leather.
Ashley: Why don't you just wear hot pants and a bustier with two big cones on it?
Hilary: Before Memorial Day?