Will: Hey, what's up, Uncle Phil?
Philip: What in the world happened?
Will: Man, we got into a huge fight.
Philip: A fistfight?
Will: No, we used bats.
Philip: On each other?
Will: Oh, no, no. We beat up this old couple. Yeah, but they had it coming, right, baby?
Lisa: Yeah, baby.
Will: That's what I'm saying.
Philip: I can't believe what I'm hearing. I mean, that's terrible.
Will: Oh, no, no, no. This was at therapy, Uncle Phil.