Will: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, man. You're the one that chased Ashley out of here.
Philip: How dare you talk to me like that?
Carlton: He dares because he doesn't respect you. Neither of them do.
Hilary: What a crock. How you go and just tell a bold-faced lie like?
Hilary: [on recorder] Carlton, Will is right. Daddy is way too strict.
Will: [on recorder] Right, you think everything your father does is right.
Carlton: [on recorder] Of course, don't you?
Will: [on recorder] Hell, no.
Carlton: And listen to this from last week.
Will: Hey, man, what is wrong with you?