Will: What you crying about?
Lisa: You don't care.
Will: You're damn right I don't care. You damn near fricasseed me. [exits; returns] But seriously, though, what you crying about?
Lisa: Will, the only reason I did this is because I wanna be a Kappa.
Will: So I guess that if I don't go through with this thing then you can kiss your pledge pin goodbye. Oh, well. [laughs]
Lisa: I deserve that. Will, I just want you to know that this is the best date that I've had in a long time. I mean, before I tied you up.
Will: Like I'm supposed to believe that. Pfft! [exits; returns] For real?