Quote from Will in Will's Misery
Lisa: Oh, Will, don't let that spoil anything, because this has been the greatest night. Will: Well, if you like this one, wait till you see the sequel. Lisa: You are a dog. [Will barks] The only problem is I really wanna be a Kappa and if they see me with you, they won't let me in. Will: Don't even worry about that, I'll wear a disguise. I'll go Michael Jackson style. Lisa: You don't need to go that far. I'm house-sitting a friend's cabin this weekend and I wouldn't mind a little company. Will: Little company? I'm more like the Fortune 500, you know? AT&T. Reach out and touch a brother if you got your bill paid.