Quote from Hilary in Will's Misery
Hilary: Daddy, today I bought something for someone I really love. Philip: I hope you enjoy it, sweetheart. Hilary: Daddy, it's for you. Well, what do you think? Philip: It's... It's a... Blue. Hilary: I bought it next door at the new country club. It's a Marachi, handmade in Milan. Don't you love it? Try it on. Philip: Well, ha, ha my first Marachi. Hilary: Okay. Well, I just think that sweater looks gorgeous. In fact, I'm gonna buy you a matching hat. [exits] Philip: Oh, sweetheart... Geoffrey: Tell me, sir, do I wash that or take a weed whacker to it?