Quote from Philip in Grumpy Young Men
Carlton: Will, hold you head back. It'll stop the bleeding. Will: Thank you, Carlton. I think you've helped enough. Carlton: Dad, I guess you're wondering what happened. Philip: What's to wonder? I have a nephew with a possibly broken nose. And I don't wanna even know why your damn hands are stuck to your head. What I do know is that I want both of you to settle this thing or I will.