Will: Hey, Nicky. Mind if I join you? Wow. I didn't know you could read the paper.
Nicky: I can't.
Will: Nicky, listen, there's something I need to tell you about Dougie. And not just him neither. It's the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy.
Nicky: What about them?
Will: Well, you're getting to be a big boy now. Sooner or later you're gonna find out none of them- [A scantily-dressed woman waves to Will through the window]
Nicky: None of them are what?
Will: Um... Here, read the personals, Nicky.