Philip: Maybe you've been spending too much time with Nicky. In fact, doesn't Carlton have some plans for this afternoon? Oh, yeah, and where is he? I know he better have a daggone good excuse for standing Nicky up.
Carlton: [enters] Will locked me in the closet.
Will: [scoffs] That's so tired. All right, Uncle Phil I just wanted to take the kid to his first bikini volleyball tournament.