Carlton: I can relate. Remember last Christmas when I had that second slice of rum cake? The next thing I knew, I was up on the kitchen table with a lampshade on my head singing show tunes.
Will: Trust me, I learned my lesson, man. I ain't never drinking again.
Carlton: Come on, Will, it's a matter of being responsible and knowing your limits.
Will: You know, I almost got in my car and drove home tonight.
Carlton: Well, let's just be glad you didn't.
Will: Well, I got a lot accomplished today, huh? I lost Jackie, I lost my self-respect, lost my dinner. I ain't got nothing left. [gags] Wrong again.