Philip: Well, Ashley, you look very nice.
Ashley: Nice? I look like Honey, I Shrunk the Hilary.
Philip: If you don't like what Hilary did to you, why don't you tell her so?
Ashley: I can't. It would hurt her feelings. There's only one thing I can do. [on the phone] Hello, Robert? Listen, I can't go. I got stuck babysitting my little brother. Yeah, me too. Well, bye. [hangs up]
Hilary: [enters] Okay. Say, "Charge it."
Ashley: Hilary, Robert canceled on me. And after all your hard work.
Hilary: Oh, that's awful. But look on the bright side. You might have gotten dumped, but you look marvelous. [exits]
Philip: Ashley, where did you learn to lie like that?
Ashley: Mom taught me.