Quote from Ashley in You've Got to Be a Football Hero
Philip: Well, Ashley, you look very nice. Ashley: Nice? I look like Honey, I Shrunk the Hilary. Philip: If you don't like what Hilary did to you, why don't you tell her so? Ashley: I can't. It would hurt her feelings. There's only one thing I can do. [on the phone] Hello, Robert? Listen, I can't go. I got stuck babysitting my little brother. Yeah, me too. Well, bye. [hangs up] Hilary: [enters] Okay. Say, "Charge it." Ashley: Hilary, Robert canceled on me. And after all your hard work. Hilary: Oh, that's awful. But look on the bright side. You might have gotten dumped, but you look marvelous. [exits] Philip: Ashley, where did you learn to lie like that? Ashley: Mom taught me.