Will: Hilary Banks. Scott Burton.
Professor Burton: "When a man is in love he endures more than at other times. He submits to everything."
[As Professor Burton holds out his hand for Hilary to shake, she gives Will a quizzical look]
Will: Ooh, boy, don't make me have to turn the hose on y'all two.
Hilary: Will.
Will: Yeah?
Hilary: What's going on here?
Will: Well, Hil, I figured that y'all might have something in common. I'm saying, he's an English professor and... And you speak some English.