Carlton: She used me, Will. Of all the students in all the universities in all the world, she had to sleep with me. I feel lower than dirt.
Will: That would be what, rocks?
Carlton: Yeah, I feel like rocks. Really dirty rocks. You were right, Will. There's no girl of my dreams.
Will: Hey, Carlton, check it out. How about we go down and we discuss this on solid ground, huh? I'll buy you some rocky road, baby.
Carlton: No. I'm never coming down.
Will: Carlton, you're gonna have to eventually come down. What happens when you gotta go to the bathroom?
Carlton: Down the hall, third door on your right.