Will: All right, look, I ain't no father of the year. I'm not even a father. I made all of this stuff up. And I'm kind of good at that. This is my cousin Nicky. And I don't deserve all these gifts. But this dude here, this guy here, I mean... He's the real single father with the real problems. Give him all the stuff.
Todd: Hawaii too?
Will: No, homey, I thought I'd hang on to Hawaii, you know...
Jake Maxwell: Hawaii too. And that's another heartwarming moment from the Hart File. Are we off? Somebody get me a drink.