Professor Mansfield: Ah, Mr. Smith. Such a quiet entrance. Where's your... your vim... your verve... your pedestrian wit?
Will: Why don't we stop wasting each other's time. Just give me an F and I'll be on my way.
Professor Mansfield: Will that make you happy?
Will: Well, what would make me happy is never having been here in the first place.
Professor Mansfield: Just get me a drop slip. I'll make your wish a reality.
Will: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You mean all I have to do to get out of this class is ask?
Professor Mansfield: Yeah, I don't want anybody in here who doesn't wanna be here.
Will: Man, you gonna start a stampede. You know, I take back everything I said about you. Oh, um, and give me a couple of hours before you start your car. Psych. Or should I say "philosp."