Will: Do you always have to embarrass me in public?
Jackie: No, you do that all by yourself.
Will: What'd you sign up for today, Advanced Sarcasm?
Jackie: Whatever I'm taking has gotta be tougher than your schedule. What is Cheese Appreciation, anyway?
Will: Have you ever heard of a little thing called Western Philosophy?
Jackie: You're taking Western Philosophy?
Will: I can see you're being seduced by my intellectual prowess.
Jackie: Is that Spam in your teeth?
Will: I didn't have no Spam.