Carlton: Thank God you're not giving the speech. It's an immense responsibility one I face with great humility. But do I shirk it? No. Because somehow deep down I know anyone else would really bite.
Ashley: Gosh, Carlton, you're so confident. I'd be too nervous to be valedictorian.
Carlton: Nervous? Why?
Hilary: Why? I mean to have all those people staring at you. I mean, people stare at me all the time, but I'm pretty.
Will: I guess that spandex shirt don't got nothing to do with it, huh?