Will: Uncle Phil, what's up?
Philip: Where is it?
Will: Geoffrey took it, I swear!
Philip: Oh, my God, your Aunt Vivian's going to kill me.
Will: Uncle Phil, look, you're winning a lot of points with this second wedding thing. I'm sure whatever it is, she can handle it.
Philip: I lost my wedding ring.
Will: So, where shall we scatter the ashes?