Will: Way to go, speedy.
Philip: Shut up. You know, Will, I could have driven myself here for my examination.
Will: I don't think so, Uncle Phil. I think you're taking this sympathy pains thing just a wee bit too far.
Philip: Don't be ridiculous, Will. Oh, my God. I think my water broke. [checks buzzer] Oh, my God, it's Vivian. She's having the baby. We gotta get to the hospital!
Will: Uncle Phil, we in the hospital.
Philip: Good, 'cause I'm having a heart attack.