Monique: Boy, you are pretty slick, Will Smith.
Will: And I ain't even oiled up yet, you know?
Monique: I think I should tell you, nothing turns me on more than a sense of humor.
Will: Really? Maybe you'd like to go upstairs and I could do my stand-up.
Monique: Now, why waste time going upstairs? See, this way whenever you pass the couch, you'll think of me.
Will: Maybe I could get some memories of you in the kitchen and the Jacuzzi, too.