Woman: I knew Carl, biblically.
Philip: Oh, please. Sorry.
Woman: With him it was just a bunch of sex all the time, like dating Thumper. Never felt I really got to know him. Never felt he cared about my needs.
Philip: Uh, you were his wife?
Woman: His mistress.
Philip: Okay.
Woman: For 20 years. Longest years of my life.
Philip: You don't have any pleasant memories at all of him?
Woman: Well... No. The man's idea of sweet talk was: "When you gonna bring your sister around?"
Philip: Well, thank you for sharing.