Lester: Baby, I know things aren't going perfect, but why did you leave me? Was it because I left my wet underwear hanging on your wig stand?
Will: Wrong, but an interesting concept.
Lester: Then what was it? The time I took that picture of you on the toilet?
Hilary: That's it. I am never getting married.
Philip: Lester, perhaps you'd like to continue this conversation in private.
Carlton: How about if you continued it at home? I'll get your bags.
Will: You know what? In fact, forget your bags, we'll mail them to you. Just go, you crazy kids in love.