Quote from Will in Vying for Attention
Will: Hey, I'm surprised you even noticed I was gone, what with your man here, and all. Vy: Don't you use that tone of walk with me. Now, you sit your butt down before I sit it down for you. Will: All right, but I'm picking my own chair. Vy: Boy, sit down. Will: What a coincidence. That's the one I was going to pick.