Quote from Geoffrey in Ill Will
Cedric: Well, here they are. Hot off the presses. Move over, Kitty Kelly. Cedric has arrived. Philip: "Through the Keyhole: Memoirs of an Embittered Butler." Cedric: Check this out. Is it Cedric, or is it Patrick Swayze? Carlton: Excuse me, but writing a sordid, steamy, expos about the Randolph family is darned offensive, and we won't have anything to do with that smut. Vivian: Oh, get real. Cedric: May I recommend Chapter 7? Mr. and Mrs. Randolph found it particularly humiliating. Philip: Geoffrey, this book is dedicated to you. Cedric: But of course. It was Geoffrey who gave me the idea in the first place. By the way, how are your memoirs coming along, old boy? Geoffrey: [clears throat] Allow me to see you out, Aunt Blabby.