Geoffrey Quote #108

Quote from Geoffrey in Ill Will

Cedric: Well, here they are. Hot off the presses. Move over, Kitty Kelly. Cedric has arrived.
Philip: "Through the Keyhole: Memoirs of an Embittered Butler."
Cedric: Check this out. Is it Cedric, or is it Patrick Swayze?
Carlton: Excuse me, but writing a sordid, steamy, expos about the Randolph family is darned offensive, and we won't have anything to do with that smut.
Vivian: Oh, get real.
Cedric: May I recommend Chapter 7? Mr. and Mrs. Randolph found it particularly humiliating.
Philip: Geoffrey, this book is dedicated to you.
Cedric: But of course. It was Geoffrey who gave me the idea in the first place. By the way, how are your memoirs coming along, old boy?
Geoffrey: [clears throat] Allow me to see you out, Aunt Blabby.


 ‘Ill Will’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Nurse Bonnie: Doctor, the patient in 214 is not responding to the medication. What should I do?
Will: Um... Well, Nurse, I'd run a KGB and an NAACP. If he still doesn't respond give him an upper Gl Joe.
Nurse Bonnie: I've got to get my real estate license.
Will: [over the PA] Oh. 1-Adam-12, 1-Adam-12. Uh, they got some free ice cream and cake in the cafeteria.

Quote from Will

Vivian: Hello. I'm Vivian Banks. I believe my nephew, Will Smith has been assigned to this room.
Nurse Petty: Smith? Oh, yes. Tonsillectomy, tomorrow morning. All righty. And where is our brave little soldier?
Will: I keep telling you, I ain't sick. I'm not sick.
Vivian: Sweetheart, now you know what Dr. Bennett said. Those tonsils have just got to come out. Now there's no reason to be afraid.
Will: Oh, who are you kidding? Why do you think they wear masks? So they can't be identified. And why do you think they knock you out? So you don't see them drinking margaritas over your open stomach.

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: Sorry I'm late. I had to stop by the gift shop.
Will: Hey, thanks a lot, Hil, that's real nice.
Hilary: Well, sometimes a girl just has to treat herself.