Will: Damn. I can't believe it. The school's like three miles away. It took us 45 minutes to get home.
Vivian: I know, sweetheart. Those traffic jams can be so frustrating.
Will: Wasn't no traffic. It was Carlton's driving. It was old people in walkers passing us.
Carlton: Look, the fact that I'm safety conscious does not mean I drive like a little old man.
Will: Carlton, please, George Burns flipped you the bird.
Carlton: He was waving. The man has arthritis.