Philip: Will, I have a lot of work to do, so I'm gonna make this short and sweet. I don't want you taking our car downtown to some pool hall.
Will: You can't do this to me! Aunt Viv! Ooh, she's gone.
Philip: That's right, Will. No one can hear you scream.
Will: Come on, Uncle Phil. Just 'cause you don't like pool halls doesn't mean I shouldn't go. You're just trying to make sure I don't have any fun. Your only source of pleasure is making me unhappy.
Philip: That's not true. I have my wine collection.