Quote from Will in Deck the Halls
Geoffrey: Master William. There is a gentleman in the foyer who claims you had some harsh words with him on the phone. Will: Oh, yeah? Word. Word. That chump is here? Send him in. Vivian: Will, fighting doesn't solve anything. Will: No, no, no, Aunt Viv, ain't gonna be no fight. I can tell by the sound of this guy's voice on the phone, I could take him in a minute. Geoffrey: Mr. Evander Holyfield. The undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World. Will: [pats Evander Holyfield's shoulder] Nice champion. Evander Holyfield: I recognize your voice. You're the chump I talked to on the telephone. Will: [high-pitched] Phone? I ain't talked to you on no phone.