Hilary: Daddy, I wanted to use the car tonight. I'm going to a world peace benefit hosted by Steven Seagal.
Will: Didn't you just hear me ask first?
Hilary: I guess you're right. Besides, I'd feel better knowing you had the car. Especially if you're gonna be out again until 3:00 in the morning?
Philip: 3:00 in the morning?
Hilary: Well, that's what time he got in last night. Oops, did I say that?
Philip: 3 o'clock on a school night?
Will: No, it was for school, Uncle Phil. I'm doing a term paper on owls. [hoots]