Will: [as Geoffrey] "Cannon to the left of them Cannon to the right of them"
Philip: Oh, I'm sorry I missed that.
Ashley: So Jazz went out with Christina, huh?
Will: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool, though, baby. I'm a poet, and it's a lot more ink in this pen.
Vivian: I think you have a talent for poetry.
Will: Oh, come on, Aunt Viv. I was just playing around with that stuff.
Hilary: But the poem that you wrote got a standing ovation.
Geoffrey: That's right, and it got me a date.
Ashley: And the other one you wrote got Jazz a date.
Carlton: And the one I got out of your wastebasket got me a date.