Hattie: Oh, growing up, my Zeke always did love our swimming hole. He would strip down to his birthday suit and dive right in.
Will: Oh, Granny, please. It's almost dinnertime.
Hattie: He just loved his skinny-dipping, him and Melvin.
Will: Melvin?
Philip: Oh, I don't think we want to hear anything.
Carlton: Au contraire, Dad. The Melvin stories are priceless.
Will: So, Melvin was like his best friend?
Hilary: Melvin was his pig.
Hattie: Oh, I have plenty stories about my Zeke.
Will: Are any of them humiliating stories?
Carlton: The best ones are.
Will: Let's start with those.