Philip: Daddy, didn't I send you money for a new suit?
Joe: You're looking at it. When you sent that money me and my buddy Leroy went down to the dry goods store and we each got a suit, a fishing rod, and some radial tires.
Hattie: Well, I guess I better get to fixing supper. Geoffrey. This is what I'll be needing.
Geoffrey: "One pound of lard, four handfuls poke greens, and a big old slab of fatback."
Hattie: Now, if it comes to more than $1, they're cheating you. We are going to have pork chops, collard greens baked macaroni, and sweet potato pie.
Will: [licking his fingers] Have mercy!